10-year-old Dayde just knocked over a glass of water and said, "When we clean that up maybe we'll find some cubic hairs," and then snickered. I asked him what cubic hairs are and he looked at me like I was a big loser and said, "You don't know what cubic hair is?"

So I told him I'd google it and here's one thing I found: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090110215448AAxa1hD

Some folks just shouldn't get knocked up.